I was just talking to whom I thought was my friend Jackie, only to find out it was my friend Jake.
So, I burned myself on my stove-pan thingy making a grilled cheese sandwich for my dad. At first it was intended to be for me, but then I changed my mind and gave it to him. Because I felt bad that I didn't make him anything. So, yeah, now my thumb has a blister on it that could compare to a nice little wart.